I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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