are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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