marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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