I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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