Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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