Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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