Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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