found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
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