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this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
he shaved USA in his pubs
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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