i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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