I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
FUCK WHALES
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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