its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
