I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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