I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Found the puke drawer
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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