ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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