if i can run in heels then i can drive
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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