All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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