I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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