It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
only if we run a train.
done.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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