i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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