We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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