I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
no you cant smoke seaweed
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Randomize
