I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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