you're like a bully in the Christmas story
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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