Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
