kristin has been a bad kristin
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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