I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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