I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
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