i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
