I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
