$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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