I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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