What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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