I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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