You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
How's work?
Spinning.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
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