Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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