have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
