he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize
