I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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