I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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