He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
she told me i tasted like america
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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