Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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