super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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