There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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