Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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