just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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