Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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