Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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