so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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