which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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