he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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