Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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