this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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