I just cut my nipple shaving
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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