If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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