I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
This is my gift to your gina
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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