Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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