Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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